Thursday, August 16, 2007

Ode to me...

Just when I didn't think there was anything that could really cheer me up these days I received this little ditty.. Normally I don't paste word for word emails (such a huge liar I am) but I felt that this sufficiently freaked and weirded me out at the same time:

A poem to me:

YOUR SKIN IS AS TENDER AS A PERFECTLY COOKED LEG OF LAMB AT MY FAVORITE GREEK RESTAURANT.
BLEKA-FLAMENDER ZOOZMAN,GUN-STIG NEDER TOM-TON DA -VOMPING DAS VEENER-SNAWD.

YOUR SMILE FILLS THE ROOM IN WHITE LIGHT A WHITE LIGHT SO STRONG IT CONSUMES ME...LIKE A MAN CAUGHT IN AN AVALANCHE.......A FEMALE AVALANCHE THAT IM IN LOVE WITH AND SERENADE EVERY NIGHT.
FREETRE-VEEKER IMPA OODLE VEEP-VEEP DAS VEENER-SNAWD.

THE WIND BLEW LIKE A MILLION FANS FILLING AN ITALIAN SOCCER STADIUM.
SNEW-KEY FIN-SUM DA BUN-TON EZLAR DA SARKEY-SNEWD.

THE DAY WAS LIKE THE NIGHT ONLY WITH LIGHT AND THE NIGHT WAS LIKE THE DAY ONLY WITHOUT LIGHT.


Now, I don't know what that is in the italics (I've made this easier to read than what I got as it was one giant run on lump in my inbox). I would assume it is a different language only no language I've ever seen.

I'm open to interpretations.... go for it

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