The Cat, The Ball & The Neck Brace....

I love hearing these stories. I may scream in whore-or but I love hearing them nonetheless... Keep firing them over & I'll keep posting them. (I may embellish details for story flow sake however)

Last night while at Ultimate, Porn Star delighted us with yet another tale of our friends. A couple together for a while one night decided to enjoy the pleasures of the skin.

What started out as an innocent exchange of love turned into a hot & raunchy romp fest. There she is on all fours & him just given'er from behind with balls just banging away against her ass.

Enter a cat from stage left.

While to some, a very sensitive part of the nether region is a very delicate area even in full swing, can appear as a fun kitty toy to others. So as he was pounding away, unaware of his surroundings, the kitty reached up with both claws & clamped on to his ever so tender nuggets. The immense shock & pain caused him to lurch his hips forward and throw his girlfriend headfirst into the wall.

For the next few days, he was walking bow legged & she donned a neck brace. WHAT I would have given to be a fly on the wall of that emergency room visit.

Moral of the story: If you own a curious kitty, lock the door. There is only room for one cat during sex.