The half degree of Seperation in Vancouver...

So it's the weekend and I'm begrudgingly accepting that fact as the past week has been one of self loathing.... why you ask?Mostly because I went to a Bobblehead Fundraiser & acted like I've never been out before.

to sum up: drink drink.. get ready.. drink drink... go to party.. drink. Work door. Get crabby....

Need to lose crabbiness so I pull out the limbo stick... OHHHHH yea.. the limbo stick. I'm starting to see this contraption as being my fall from grace. As not only does it increase my drunkeness 10 fold but I seem to act in ways that are unbecoming of anyone i know... mostly me.

Exhibit A:

Not to be out done... I give you Exhibit B: (with the aid of Stine's art direction)


Words escape me except I can safely say these are NOT the worst ones out there! No, those are safely with me & have been un-tagged in facebook.... Unfortumately for me, as the week wore on, i found out more & more details from that night... It's not that I have forgotten any of the details from that evening it is just that I don't recall them right away on my own.

For example, my friend Gord re-informed me that He has a video of me dancing.. Yes. Yes, you do.. i remember now. He told me to dance like no one is watching & then I did.

I was also informed that I managed to slam my purse down for emphasis on a point but all the while that I kept bitching out my poor victim, I picked it daintily up & continued on my way. Five bucks says I put lip gloss on too.

I was remiss to find out the one person I made an ass of myself too, bitched out & completley aliented will not disappear off the face of the earth as I first hoped.. NO! he gets to be the life long friend of Special K's fiancé. THIS is not good. In fact, THIS is the opposite of good. THIS is bad.

Yes, the fiancé and Dutch friend grew up in Calgary & both live here now with Dutch friend being the latest transplant only have moved here in November. Am so looking forward to THAT wedding now and it ain't just for the seafoam green dress that she promised I get to wear.

Jennifer #501 (i know that many), was trying to run interference on me all night but my classic answer was "I know what I'm doing... "

right. You do, if your goal was to have someone tell you that they despise you.

Never been told that before & I can safely say that is a strong word & that hasn't sat well with me all week.. Despise... just say that out loud.... Despise.. wow.. harsh.


So my week of wallowing is up and I'm faced with another weekend of general shenanigans & tom foolery course I won't use those words as I'm not THAT big of a geek.. but I'll see you on the flip side.. maybe something good will come from this weekend and I can put that smile back on my face... ``