Not My Best Moment....

So when the hot guy from the 7th floor gets on the elevator with you, do you chat him up, share pleasantries and even possibly flirt or do you do what I do and stare at your feet?

Yea, I'm smoothe. I've talked to this guy before which makes the situation even better. I had orginally met him a few months back in the gym, and have seen him from time to time around the building... sometimes with a girl, sometimes without but nothing really to get your feathers ruffled up about. I've seen twice this past week. Last week, I passed him as I was getting onto the elevator & managed to get in a quick hello.... He looked good. I looked good. There was no reason why a meeting of the mind couldn't happen and then again last night.

Except last night, I just came home from Drunk Lawyer's Potluck (not latch as some people were confused about .... potluck) and was fresh from the dewy outside so had a runny nose, which was just added to by my incessant staring. I have no idea what compelled me to act like a gomer but let me tell you, when you want, it can take FOREVER to tie up your umbrella. So every time he glanced over & tried to say something I found another reason to seem inept.

Just to make an awkward situation even more weird, I told him to have a good night as he got off (I mean, I don't want to seem impolite). I really hope I don't see him again as that was probably the lamest thing ever but at least I know the answer to the question "Who do think you'll see"..... dude on the 7th floor... that's who.

As for the rest of my weekend. It was pretty mellow. Tried to get my Cinqo de Mayo on Saturday night. Had a couple of girls over & broke out the blender. To my joy, no hangover to speak of at kickboxing Sunday morning. To not my joy today, I'm in searing pain. I have no idea what I did to my ass. I need to meet an ass-master of sorts who can work out those knots.

I also learned that Ron Burgundy is a real person or at least based on a real person and I'm about 2 degrees away from him. It is my new life's mission to meet this beautiful man & really learn what it is to be classy because really, everyone should have a mentor.