To Be or Not To Be..... Naked

I've mentioned before that I'm on Myspace. I've actually met a few people from there. Mostly from them reading this blog & finding out what an insane person I am and THEN deciding they want to know me (yea, I'm just as shocked as you are).

However, one contact I've made on there from them searching me out is a producer from the naked news who thinks I should enter the naked news talent search.

Aside from the fact that, THAT would definately kill off all members of my family, I could NEVER do that. I can't even get naked in front of someone I'm intimate with nevermind slowly stripping while reading news.

I think it takes a very special kind of person that could do that. For the very reason that most people are afraid of public speaking. So much so that they feel naked when they're up there & in order to gain control of their fear, the picture the audience in their underwear. In this situation, your worst fears are coming true & the only underwear is yours... on the floor. Course I am still looking at myself in the garden gnome mirror so maybe all that cellulite is also just my mirror buckling from it's age. However, those cutlets I wear do NOT look as good when there isn't a bra holding them in.