Who writes this Stuff????

This is an excerpt from someone's bio regarding what they're looking for in a woman.

"CLEAN- means you have no diseases and that you shower regularly. It also means that you maintain body hair. I'm not a french fur trader out to hunt the biggest furiest beaver I can find. If you have hair that touches the indside of your thighs or ass and doesn't start from your head then this applies to you"

I don't know about you, but I never shower unless it's Thursday. I suppose shaving my head was also a mistake.