It's a Dream Come True....

I forgot to mention that I had all my dreams come true last night. After Dinner, Nanz came over to my place (wow, the set up of that sentence makes the next part soooo disappointing for any guy reading this).

As Nanz was standing at my front door preening in my full length mirror, she commented that the mirror was indeed F'd. I ask what she meant by that. She tells me that it's a fat mirror and pulled me over. She looks at me. She looks at my reflection in the mirror. She looks at me again and informs me that my mirror is warped and that it does, in fact, make me wider & shorter and that I definately look thinner in real life..... HOLY CRAP! Isn't this the one thing every girl has ever wanted to hear?

Are you F'n kidding me???? I've had this mirror since I was 11 years old. All this time I thought I was a garden gnome and it turns out I'm a super model... Rock On. I'd try out for the next cycle of ANTM, but I exceed the IQ maximum by 100 points. Guess I'll never be a superstar.