Double Dose Thursday...

I've just finished reading Brutal's post today and she cites a problem of over thinking which made me feel better because I thought I was the only woman that did that. Turns out, there is an epidemic going around that should be entitled "Get over yourself. It turns out it's not all about you..."

I'm still a little annoyed today as reflected in my earlier post... It's just rude. I mean Snow?... in MARCH??? Damn you La Nina and your cold front. I love how the warm weather front is El Nino (male) and the cold front is a La Nina (female). Why is the woman the buzz kill? Last time I checked, men weren't having too much fun without the womens around & in fact veer away from said sausage fests.... Well, that is unless your golfing but that's for another joke another day.

I had my innaugural 5th Season Bobbleheads meeting the other night and although a lot of things were not decided upon, one thing we could agree on is that sex sells and therefore any parties we put on going forward will be blatently advertised with such.

Some themes we are pondering for the upcoming season are:
• Golf Pros & Tennis Ho's Part II. (Part I was so successful that 2 years later we are still getting people asking us when we are hosting one again)

or

• Dirty Doctors & Naughty Nurses (I'm all over this. I have a great dress to wear)... It's time for your annual physical

or

• School Disco (which is actually supposed to center around a theme of chicks dressed up as naughty school girl. The actual name of the party would have to be addressed at a later date and they way things are going should just be entitled... Come look at our Drunk Slutty Girls or Slutty Girls, Short Skirts... Bring your Loonies)

Anyways, it was decided that last year's party theme of the prom didn't go over as well. To draw a bigger crowd it should have been called Tuxedos & Prom Ho's..... apparently a winning concept needs to center around the word 'Ho' as low attendence proved that no one wants to bother with a complicated costume if it covers skin.

BUT this does bring me back to my original statement. Women aren't buzzkills. One slutty party theme brings slutty girls which brings guys which brings more girls & more guys will come again (and I'm trying to be blatent in the pun there).

I mean if La Nina was such an apt name then why do have Jack Frost or Frosty the SnowMAN? Guess La Nina just doesn't put out but the other two. What couple of Pervs if I ever saw them. Frosty is made up of a couple of lumps of a coal & a carrot... Yea, I see what you're doing with that & I don't appreciate it.... Annnnnnd Jack Frost. Why exactly are you nipping at my nose anyways? are you just clumsy & missed my mouth? Yea, I can see why they made the cold front a women, men just mix it all up.