Two for Tuesday.....

Yea.. Trainwreck isn't gone. In fact like other viruses he just went into remission, built up some strength & is now back to launch a second attack. Apparently, he thinks he can suck me in by offering me a present. Seriously...

I'm having a wonderful morning, standing in line at Starbucks when I receive a bee dee dee boop. (word for word.. that's what my phone sounds like).

I look at my phone to see the incoming text. I was thinking it would be someone else even though I've recently stated I'm not texting as much anymore seeing as my texting bill is now higher then my long distance. However, get 2 drinks in me & THAT rational is out the door. (Ok, so it's like one drink & I have no judgement.... ok ok ok.. so I just need to see a bottle of alcohol) Anyways... yea. I get this text asking me if I've 'calmed down' and that he just got back from Seattle and has a present for me.

I'm honestly flabberghasted because I have no idea what to do with any of this. So I phoned Gaylord because he'll know what to do... you know being all gay & elf like.

First off, he laughed. 10 minutes passed and then he finished laughing. As he puts it "from a bystander stand point it's funny because this guy won't own up to his problems or mistakes but can't handle the fact you're mad at him"

Being the gaylord my shiny elf is, he recommended that I get the present becuase he thinks that Train Wreck hasn't bought me anything new but rather stole something from his ex-girlfriend or perhaps his Mom and that it's probably a pair of used shoes or a coke mirror.

Sweet.... let me get on that I'll be back in a few.