Odds'n'Ends

I like a man that tells me he's bringing over a bottle of wine only to show up with 2. He apparently was on the wagon so I can overlook it this time.

Also, apparently a few Vegas Lawyers found the following conversation funny... (what's ironic is if I were to end up in Jail none of you's could help me out!)

I wanna go home NOW says:

stop whining to the hung over

Leanne-It's Friday, do you know where your beer is? says:

eat it

I wanna go home NOW says:

I need a nap way more than you

Leanne-It's Friday, do you know where your beer is? says:

i did have SOME wine last night

I wanna go home NOW says:

i'm wearing red furry slippers

I wanna go home NOW says:

with my black pantsuit

I wanna go home NOW says:

sexy bitch

Leanne-It's Friday, do you know where your beer is? says:

yea

Leanne-It's Friday, do you know where your beer is? says:

hot

Leanne-It's Friday, do you know where your beer is? says:

pull them up so you can camel it

Leanne-It's Friday, do you know where your beer is? says:

and walk around asking where shit is

I wanna go home NOW says: (2:04:35 PM)

you're killing me

Leanne-It's Friday, do you know where your beer is? says:

but lean against their desk when you do

Leanne-It's Friday, do you know where your beer is? says:

stomache all fwd

Leanne-It's Friday, do you know where your beer is? says:

tell em you're looking for a pencil

Leanne-It's Friday, do you know where your beer is? says:

you can't seem to find yours

Leanne-It's Friday, do you know where your beer is? says:

scratch & walk out

Leanne-It's Friday, do you know where your beer is? says:

then cackle in laughter at a fucked painting on the wall

Leanne-It's Friday, do you know where your beer is? says:

and go back to your office

I wanna go home NOW says:

where were you hatched?

Leanne-It's Friday, do you know where your beer is? says:

then when they come into your office you're practicing the splits

I wanna go home NOW says:

you are one CRAZY beeyotch

Leanne-It's Friday, do you know where your beer is? says:

tell them you're on top of the whatever case

Leanne-It's Friday, do you know where your beer is? says:

and you'll be a minute

Leanne-It's Friday, do you know where your beer is? says:

and then come out smoking

Leanne-It's Friday, do you know where your beer is? says:

and blow rings on the crazy bitch who was there earlier

Leanne-It's Friday, do you know where your beer is? says:

and ask your neighbor 'what's her problem"

Leanne-It's Friday, do you know where your beer is? says:

and then laugh at the painting again & then leave for the day

Leanne-It's Friday, do you know where your beer is? says:

k.. so i went to far

I wanna go home NOW says:

this one is getting saved for posterity

Leanne-It's Friday, do you know where your beer is? says:

you should see your hair.. it's a gem

I wanna go home NOW says:

I'm going to read it out at your funeral

Leanne-It's Friday, do you know where your beer is? says:

yea.. leave everyone w/ a goodie

Leanne-It's Friday, do you know where your beer is? says:

you started it..

Leanne-It's Friday, do you know where your beer is? says:

you told me you what you were wearing

Leanne-It's Friday, do you know where your beer is? says:

you can't do that to me

My head hurts.