I'M NAKED

I had my first naked dream last night. Apparently these are quite common but I've never had one.

You know the dream. I always see it on some sitcom where the main character is at the front of the class writing on the blackboard, turns & realizes they're buck naked. (usually laughter & pointing ensue). However, in my instance, I first was in a public bathroom looking for a stall to change in... the only stall I found, was dirty and was wet all around the base of the toilet. So I was desperately trying to put on my green flip flops before I entered. For whatever reason, it seemed like I was under a time pressure as though I may miss my opportunity to change in that stall.

So the next scene cut to my walking down West 2nd near my work. I was across the street from where CFUN/1040 radio station is but instead of the radio station being there, Red Robin's Restaurant was up top and people lined the windows eating lunch at the tables. As I walked down the street there were cars driving by and I thought I should cover up as I still had my bag of clothes. I was wearing flip flops at this point but then thought 'What's so wrong with being naked?' and didn't seem to care but that's when I noticed the Red Robin Patrons in the window and the fact they can look down at me.

Because I love interpreting dreams, I went to Dreammoods.com to look up this meaning.
According to them my "Nudity symbolizes a variety of things depending on your real life situation.

Becoming mortified at the realization that you are walking around naked in public, is often a reflection of your vulnerability or shamefulness. You may be hiding something and are afraid that others can nevertheless see right through you. Metaphorically clothes are a means of concealment. With clothes, you can hide your identity or be someone else. But without them, everything is hanging out for all to see. You are left without any defenses.�The dream may telling you that you are trying to be something that you really are not. �Or that you are fearful of being ridiculed and disgraced. If you are in a new relationship, you may have some fears or apprehension in revealing your true feelings.


Nudity also symbolizes being caught off guard. Finding yourself naked at work or in a classroom, suggests that you are unprepared for a project at work or school. You may be uninformed in making a well-formed decision. With all eyes on you, you have this fear of having some deed brought to public attention. You fear that people will see through your true self and you will be exposed as a fraud or a phony.

Many times, when you realize that you are naked in your dream, no one else seems to notice. Everyone else in the dream is going about their business without giving a second look at your nakedness. This implies that your fears are unfounded; no one will notice except you. You may be magnifying the situation and making an issue of nothing. On the other hand, such dreams may mean your desire (or failure) to get noticed.


For a small percentage of you, dreaming that you are proud of your nakedness and show no embarrassment or shame, then it symbolizes your unrestricted freedom. You have nothing to hide and are proud of who you are. The dream is about a new sense of honesty, openness, and a carefree nature."

I got nothing. I have no idea based on my dream if I'm shameful, carefree or if I need to get over myself (probably the latter as I'm blogging about my own crappy dream)

So I decided to look up green because that colour stood out on my shoes:
Green signifies a positive change, good health, growth, healing, hope, vigor, vitality, peace, and serenity. Green is also symbolic of your strive to gain recognition and establish your independence. Money, wealth and jealousy are often associated with this color.

Right... so according to my sub-conscious, I'm a well-adjusted, carefree individual regaining my independence and making positive changes. Shit, I'm going to hang out with me more often... I sound awesome. I suppose all of the halluciengenic drugs were a bad decision, as was the crack, the heroin, the nyquil, gravol, wine, toothepaste, the midget and circus clowns... Apparently I don't need any of that. (yea, i had no idea where I was going with that either). I couldn't very well write about what REALLY happened last night but it had a lot to do with the Canucks winning in overtime over the Minnesota Wild.... suck it Wild.