Blog Backlash....
I've been writing in this thing for just over a year now and even though I don't get massive traffic (about 1000 hits/month and that's mostly me going back & checking & re-checking & then re-checking and then phoning you to read the entry out over the phone and then going back again to copy/paste it into an email to ensure that you did indeed read this.)
However, lately, I've felt the backlash of this site. Mostly in my head. Mostly when I'm being punched in the head. Mostly when I'm being punched in the head by a drunk, crazy 6ft lawyer named Kim.
But I must make mention that I'm not only fond of C-Hatch's ........................... eyes, but I am also quite fond if Dunner's hair. Yes, yes.... she has long blond lustrous hair that I do admire. Mostly because I'm a hair chick (yes, HAIR... not HAIR-Y) There are certain things I've always been into & my hair is one of them. (Well, may be not RIGHT now, my roots are getting kinda long and the space heater on my desk is frying the ends & well, I haven't washed it.. ok, so I'm a mess.) Here I thought I was rocking it out, then this bitch comes into the picture with this soft blond tresses and I'm trumped. She even had a crazy stalker dude write her on the "I saw you" section of Craigslist stating: to the girl wearing 7 jeans and a killer smile and the most beautiful blond hair he's ever seen............. (or something like that)
Speaking of stalkers, Train wreck has yet to leave the building. I thought he finally went away last week to only find a text from him this morning explaining that he went away for the weekend & to see if I've "calmed down".
I'm sorry, let me read that with my good eye..... I'm the one that needs to chill?
2 comments:
Oh Leannimal - you're so sweet- but can't you come up with something more original than my.....eyes - or even my eyes? What about my witty banter, my sweet disposition (ha) - or my ability to speak with cabbies in 'their language'? - Don't tell me THAT hasn't come in useful - HA!
In the next post - I think you should talk about Shaloah's beautiful blue eyes - y'know, they have little specks in them - so captivating...!
C-Hatch, as much as I love your 'witty bantor' and I do... I can't stare at it like I can at your..................... eyes.
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