Leanne needs a new pair of shoes....

There is only 2 places where I want snow.... on a Mountain and in Alberta. Anywhere else is an inconvenience and I hate it. I live in Vancouver. It rains here. In fact, it's notorious for it's unrelenting rain. Snow for us is supposed to be a luxury. Snow is supposed to be something I go visit for a couple of hours or days & then return home to balmy Vancouver being happy that I don't have to shovel anything. I always toot Vancouver as being a mild climate that doesn't swing greatly between seasons & this is what? the fourth time it's snowed in 2 months??? ANNNNNNND... How am I suppposed to wear my new Kenneth Cole shoes in this weather!!!!

Side bar: Can't believe I didn't tell you about my glorious find. A: They're gorg., B: They normally retail for $175USD and I got them for around $45USD (important to point out the USD as it would probably marked higher in Can) But, I'm sick. I'm sick & wrong. I totally get off on finding a great bargain. My other great find was a Future Shop Boxing Day Door Crasher. I got a new DVD Recorder for about $89 when they normally retail for around $300..... Oh! someone hand me a smoke!

But as for the snow: I don't ski.. I don't bobsled, I don't have a dog team so why the F*ck would I like it. This is what I asked the climate this morning when I looked out the window. Everywhere else in North America is facing the ravages of Global Warming & we're getting snowed on.... Has Toronto even seen a flake yet this winter? ENOUGH I say.

Now, if it actually stops snowing, I'll wish for that million dollars & a coke next.... no wait, I take that back, I'll wish for a smaller ass, THEN the million dollars & then the coke... cuz if my ass is small, I can drink all the pop I want and no, I don't want lipo suction or fake boobs... They just won't work on me... It'll look like 2 cantelopes being held in by a thin layer of skin.

Of course, I did have someone offer to help make sure I massage the boobs enough so that they will retain thier livelihood... thanks but no thanks. Knowing me, one will someone how get dislodged & wiggle down. Then Gretta & Ursula (yes, I named them... guess which one is the left?) will be uneven and it'll look like a cross eyed child trying to focus on the blackboard. Just won't be good.