Giving it Away for Free....

The next time you decide to go out with someone new, inform your friends of such because when I went down to Yaggers to watch the hockey game with The Apologizer last night, my friends kept walking up and asking him how Kamloops is. Aside from the fact that I haven't seen Furniture Man in quite some time, I also learned that I haven't seen some friends in quite some time. No, he's not Furniture Man and no he doesn't live in Kamloops. I really didn't have the heart to let the new guy know however that I officially ended everything with FM just this past Monday.

Anyways, once some awkwardness passed, Apologizer informs of his previous nights events. One of his lacrosse buddies phoned him up for some beers. There is a dichotomy of guys on his team. They're either around his age (38) and married or young (28) single guys. Guess which one phoned him? So off to Muggs N Juggs they went.... turns out it was amateur night and I have a twin walking around. Yes, they are all sitting there drinking beer when my twin walks by. Good thing, the apologizer points this out to his friends.... "Wanna know what Leanne looks like?" he says... "right there."

Great.

I asked if she shaved but he said he wasn't sitting close enough. (I call bull shit) Can't wait until I meet his friends as they've now all seen me naked. In fact, one of them even mentioned it was like a sneak preview.

I'm not pissed off at that. In fact, I find it quite funny. It's that here is some dumb, young look alike (I'm assuming young, what woman in her right mind makes this kind of career change at my age?) walking around taking her clothes off for free at some crap hole strip club... Shit, I've been charging good money for this stuff for years.... someone's gotta have a talk with her ;)

K.. totally kidding. I will do it for free too... ha