Could It Be True?

Have I run out of things to talk about? Have I been talking non-stop for one year to only find out that I have told all my stories, told all my antedotes and no longer have anything to share..... NEVER!

Well, I did fear that this week because since I've been home from Vegas, I really didn't have anything else to say nor was I very inspired.

So I thought that may that was it. I was done... that may be the fact that I've gotten serious about my work again negates any further writing of this blog but then a couple of things happened. One being my relatives... they're nuts, they're retarded and they're completely baffling and I really haven't tapped into the never ending resource to which I call my family. Just today I bet Sow five bucks that he'd be stunned when I finished telling him the latest adventure of my father and the step-monster aka: the sow beast. To say the least, I'm five dollars richer.

Another thing that happened this week, is that I've been turned onto some other noteworthy blogs that I find VERY entertaining.. albeit, offensive on many levels but hilarious none the less ... Their stories have made me examine some of the many strange things that have happened to me in my past and realized that I write VERY timidly on here and indeed leave out not only small tidbits but massive chunks to the story that are usually quite embaressing to me... but I figured this: I told you all about my gyno exam; we're already initimate.

As I was pondering that very fact, I also realize that some of my more candid dating stories or stranger occurances are easier to write about because there has been some time that has passed between then & now... like years.

I find it difficult to wake up Monday morning and write about everything that happened over the weekend. I've noticed the better posts are the ones that come out as a story or wrap around some sort theme. I always laugh when I'm out with some the more prominent characters on here and they'll comment "I can't wait to see how this plays out on the blog"... and notice if I leave something/one out I get yelled at.... I'M SORRY, I'M NOT A MACHINE! As I mention to Shaloa stuff that happened 3 years ago is funny. Stuff that happened last week is sensitive. (Although, not off limits!)

I've always written this blog as though I was writing an email to one single person as opposed to an open ended audience so unless I have a point, it tends to come out random which I find disappointing. As much as I like to talk, I like to have a point too.

So the point of this entry is that now that some time has passed since I begun the blog, I'm able to go back through even this past year & further comment on my crazy adventures, bring the craziness of my family to the forefront (nothing is no longer sacred) and hopefully get inspired to bring out any further stories that I've just simply forgotten about over time.... I even remember certain details I could have embellished that happened in the past 2 weeks.

Basically, beware. I'm no longer editing... It's all coming out now baby!

P.S. Some of you tell me that I drink a lot... yea I do but that's when most of this stuff happens. The stories where I'm just sitting there don't make for a good read.