Classy All The Way...
All girls want a guy who treats them like gold so why is it when we meet that guy we chew em up & spit them out? It's true. The bigger the asshole, the more we vie for his attention as though his acknowlegement will redeem our self worth? Soooooooo pathetic.
I like to think I'm mature enough to give a nice guy a chance except it's worse.... I'm dating the apologizer. We went out for dinner last night, which included a bottle of wine & several drinks (Good times. He knows the key to my heart... AND just so you know, I shared my food, but mostly because I don't like crab). So this morning I replied to his text informing him I was hung over...
His response "Sorry about that! Wasn't my intention.... " there was more but not applicable.
Dunner thinks that if he had said "Suck it up you pussy" I would have been hooked & in love.
Sad part is I think she's right... I'm warped.
I went on to text him "Stop apologizing for everthing"
to which he says "ha ha... sorry just my nature... SEE, I did it again!"
OK, I think I'm going to have to stab him... but I thought a better course of action was to inform him that we need to toughen him up. I think after a few weeks of Leanne Boot Camp we can turn this boy around. Before you know it, he'll be crass, inconsiderate & rude.... can't wait. May be he'll even sleep with me & not return my calls?
I mean, how can I really be my full classy self if he's so worried about offending me... just not gonna fly.....
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