Why I'm Single....

Observation #1:

Friday night as I'm about to enter the Roxy (ok, an entire dissertation can be written about this bar but we'll save it), as I'm about to go into the Roxy, I see JJ being kicked out because he's too intoxicated..... great.

Granted it was a great moment for me because I love to see that my ex's are complete losers & it is pretty self assuring to see that others do as well. I mean it's the Roxy for crying out loud. Do you know how hard it is to be too drunk for THAT place?

I myself:
A: I've never been in there before midnight
B: I've never been in there before my 5th drink
C: I've never been in there without doing 5 shooters
D: I've never been in there and seen anyone sober.

Yea... it's one of those places. We all hate it and yet we all have stories about it.

side bar: not to mention I've seen people pull out viles of coke, give themselves a quick bump and continue on their way & HE gets escorted out.... sweet JJ... sweet.

THEN if that wasn't enough, Sunday afternoon I receive a text from Trainwreck
"Got out of drunk tank at 7am am sleeping talk later :-("

GEEEE... how'd I let THAT one get away????

So all in all, it was a red letter event for ex's this past weekend and a bit of an eye opener for me. I mean 2 ex's, 2 drunks, 2 guys that grew up on the west side in priviledged lifestyles. Both 6'2, both fair both with giant issues.

I NEED A NEW TYPE OF GUY....

May be that should be one of my new years resolutions. I used to pick resolutions like: Don't wear socks with holes in them because I wanted to try and actually keep to my resolutions. However, in light of recent events, I think 2007 won't just be about the moustache but also about raising the bar an inch off the floor.

It's time.