Twas the Night Before the Night Before....

So I'm in Edmonton... Ok, settle down... really, you need to contain yourselves. I know you are all flaming jealous of me because I travel to such distant and exotic locations such as Alberta.

It probably wouldn't have been so painful if I hadn't stayed out til 2 last night on my friend's stagette. It was fun. The pole dancing class was hilarious. I'm apparently a little awkward and all those years in ballet hadn't really paid off when I'm on my knees spread open, back arched & hand in my hair. It is just not a natural position... I don't care how hot that looks.

But you know you're in rough shape when every airport worker asks if you if you've either, ok or have been travelling from far away. My starbucks order was quite painful as speaking wasn't my forte... Although, the guy behind me (who I think was once a bobblehead) concurred that there were many fuzzy people running around the airport. (just hope none of them were my pilot).

Being bumped to first class rocks.... sitting in front of someone that didn't smell would have been better.