You don't Get Anything Out of Life Unless You Ask For It..
Right. So I would like one million dollars and a coke. Preferably in a glass with 2 ice cubes. And I don't want those ice cubes that are halfway up the tray as they didn't get enough water poured into their slot.. I want two LARGE cubes of ice... not three because then it would just get watered down. And the glass should be tall & thin. Preferably with a pattern but that can be negotiated... and don't give me this classic cola stuff you get from Costco.. It DOES taste different. Speaking of which, no diet, no lemon, no caffine free, no new coke. I want traditional, fresh from a 2L bottle not a can (I taste a difference I swear) poured 3/4 into the glass and add the cubes in after. Once you've gotten all that right, just place the envelope with my money next to it (unmarked of course. Lets not arouse suspicion) and we'll call it a day.
So I sent my counter proposal to my, hopefully, new boss last night. He's now taking some time to 'digest' it so we'll see what happens. The way I figure it, I owe it to myself to ask for what I want and he did keep asking, "What would make you happy?"
Turns out it's just 10 more then he offered.
1 comment:
And you gotta remember to rinse off the cubes cuz if you don't you get freezer taste. And freezer taste is GROSS! And, since youre a bzillionaire, then lets have the drinks on a deserted island. But then I guess you'd hafta have super immunity against hepatitis. I've seen those commericals, and they're pretty scary.
But, then again, if it's a deserted island, then you don't hafta worry about getting hepatitis because you paid off the foreign government to gas all the natives and sterilize the vegetation. Unless of course the island you're on is Gabriola or Mayne -- then you could only afford to live on the compost heap at the far end of the community.
Next time, ask for more friggin' money, dammit!
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