Unfortunately....

The entry that I wrote all of an hour or so ago (see below), was scrambled & wandering... sorry.. I did have a point today but got side tracked with work of all things!!!! no, i was working up a good rant & a half in my head after a long dialogue w/ Princess Nalini about none other: Men.

Such a great topic for hours of discussion an on many levels. I love that I'm friends with all sorts of successful women: Lawyers, Designers, IT professionals, Marketing Magnates, Entrepeneurs etc.... but what do we end up discussing more often then not? men and the grief they cause us (and happiness too but let's face it a good date isn't a cause for consuming 2 bottles of wine) .

NEWEST THEORY:
Much like Valentines day is to the greeting card industry, Men are the fabrication of the wine/junk food industry (I'm sure there are others out there that are part of this conspiracy).... It all ties together you see... There are men, they cause us grief and we go out to drink a bottle of wine (or 4). We get hung over, eat bad food the next day and therefore feel fat. We then rush to work out, diet, take pills (diet pills.. I'm not talking Percocet), spend more money on clothes, cosmetics & salons to feel better about ourselves so that we may attract the "right" type of men to only be disappointed yet again by our latest find even though all of those magazines & their quizzes told us otherwise and we are left right back where we started... at the bottom of a good bottle of merlot....

If Coke invented Santa, I think Jackson Triggs invented the metrosexual.