Cryptic Weekend

What does 5 new pairs of shoes, 2 sweaters, 2 tank tops, pair of pants & a schwag of Victoria Secret get you..... not any richer I can tell you but if you shop with an Alberta Resident & cross the border with an American Citizen, you can save yourself A LOT of moola...

Another weekend of GGD (Girls Get Drunk) has come & gone and there are plenty of stories to share but due to the personal nature of most, I have only this to say:

• I Found my straight line & got myself out of the loop.
• Men that ride in on White Horses are best left for Napoleon Dynamite
• The New Boot Possé knows how to go out in full effect
• Boobs come in all shapes, sizes & materials
• Give it to Shaloa, she'll drink anything.
• I love a girl that can meow.
• Jr is a nipple biter (something I didn't want to know about both him & her... it's called visualization.. thanks for that... )
• You can feel dirty just standing next to me
• Just because a man has a gf doesn't mean he can't like you too...... whut???????????
• I have another friend that can be referred to as the Human Sprinkler... or does it count when they catch it in their hand?
• Contrary to some furnished opinions... 5 new pairs of shoes are a neccessity. I'll never get peeing outside so touché.
and finally.... (drum roll.... )
• There is pretty much nothing I won't do for $25. That is except may be, the correct way to do the worm.