Riddle Me This....

Like a bizarre episode of Seinfeld, it came to my attention this weekend about a massive difference between men & women. If you had a choice of going pee in a bathroom or going pee outside, which would you choose? APPARENTLY, about 9 out 10 guys would choose outdoors and for the following reasons:

1: You don't have to aim (How lazy are you people? It's not like it's a carnival game & you're aiming for an impossible hole for a prize. It's a giant bowl. May be I should hand out teddy bears every time you come out of the bathroom)
2: There is no splash
3: And when you find a really good location it makes it that much better ... ie it's the middle of the woods & the moon is out etc....

I even got a "It's one of the best things about camping" For one guy, who really didn't care, changed his vote when I listed the above reasons... Outside it is.

I was told I would never understand because I'm a girl... and well, you're right. It's not that I don't get WHY you like peeing outside. It's that you'd RATHER pee outside.

Right there showed me the difference between men & women because I fail to see one woman who'd say she'd rather pee outside let alone like it at all for pretty much all the reasons you like.

1: You have to be strategic with it (We can't just stand there, it would just fall down our leg)
2: The squatting... enough said.
3: MASSIVE splash
4: And there is no good spot to pee because we have to find some dense shrubbery and well, that scratching your ass isn't fun.
5: The toilet paper factor. We can't just shake.

Much like Shrinkage, I had never heard of this before. (again... the seinfeld reference) So yesteday, whenever I talked to a guy I knew, out came the indoors/outdoors question. The one guy that said he'd rather pee in the bathroom didn't surprise me with his answer. He's a very particular fellow.

When I come to think about it, I never do see guys in line for the bathroom at a house party........