LATER THAT SAME DAY....

I forgot to mention my disdain for certain emails... you know the ones that are all touchy feely & tell one another that you love them because some handicapped kid hit a ball or someone's mom came back from the grave or a puppy has on a halloween costume..... STOP SENDING ME THOSE... I'm not sensitive. Don't try & convert me. I hate them...

SIDE BAR: I remember one houseboating trip, I met a guy who was cute & fun & took a blanket, his guitar and me onto the beach and serenaded me for at least half an hour... You know what I thought the whole time? "Wow, this is so wasted on me." and I covered my mouth so he couldn't see me laughing... at him. Yes, everyone, I'm mean. There it's out. I just don't like over the top gestures... I'm a "it's all in the details" kinda chick. (fine so I wasn't hugged as a child.. whatever.. it's over rated)

I also want to point out to the email happy that the kid ISN'T missing, lipstick IS fine, no one is going to pay you ANYTHING for forwarding that email, and no, you won't be left in a tub of ice WITHOUT your kidneys.... and your petition will only go as far as the person who STOPPED fwding it.

At least chain letters had money in them... you people suck.

STOP BEING SO GUILLABLE. It's not in the dictionary anyways.