Cambie Bridge Adventures...

Flashers... I used to not think too much of it. I've seen it on TV and usually it's made light of. As there is always some skinny white guy in a trench coat & he whips it open.

I always wondered... What's the big deal? So you see some skin? Yea... course in real life it never happens that way. No in real life you're walking down the street, listening to your iPod, minding your own business when *BAM*!!!! some man whips around with his pants slightly undone but just enough to free willy & proceed to finish urinating in plain view of you. Perhaps that's not enough. Perhaps, he will continue walking down the street, urninating as he's going (how he doesn' t get it on himself, I don't know).

Yea, just today as I was going to subway to get a tasty sandwich, I was confronted with such a man. I didn't get the full urinal experience but there was another colour present aside from the brown in his pants. Horrified to this experience, I phoned Nanz so I could expel some of the bile that had formed in my mouth to only find out that a few days ago the same thing happened but he proceeded to walk & urinate down her street while children were playing....

Last time I checked Cambie Street was on the west side & supposed to be a 'nice' area of town... WHAT IS GOING ON HERE.

I think I'm going to need to ponder this may be I'll be like dude I saw on Monday & hike it to the middle of the Cambie bridge sit on the bench, chug a beer & huck it over the railing......

Weird place for a bench may I add. You get a view of Science World and the building of an island... OH YA! The city is building a feaking island in the middle of false creek.... With all of the homelessness going on, someone decided the best way to allocate our tax money is to build an island... cuz you know that won't just turn into a homeless campground .... a good place for kids to go get drunk at night, for weird sexual yada yadas, and drug users.. yea, a real family entertainment nook.

Then there will be fights, we'll find dead bodies, it will have to be policed. Then we won't be allowed on it anymore.. & it will be a GIANT WASTE OF MONEY!!!!

I suppose you can say that could happen in any park in any part of town (how do you think I could forsee the future?) BUT a man made island so we can kayak around it... uh-huh.. last time I checked people didn't go kayaking in false creek. Aside from the dragon boaters, no one acutally goes into that water cuze well... ew!