Ask me what I'm looking for....

It's Thursday and you know what that means.... the weekend is quickly approaching us.

Last Friday I managed to go out with the girls.... Shaloa, Roomate (what can I say? I got no name for you), C-Hatch, Stiner, Scarface & of course the boys, Firemarshall & Splatter Platter.

BUT I met up with Shaloa and Roomate down at Section three. Section Three is a funky little restaurant/lounge down in Yaletown that was once named De Niro's but after Bobby sued the owner for using his name, she changed it to Section Three because that is the section that states she can't use his name bla bla bla.

Anyways, it was packed and so we went into the lounge side. Not two minutes passed before we were invited to join some fellows at their table. Granted some of them were on the nerdier side but I must admit "nicely done" as that was rather quick. After a drink or two they were on their way to Shine but not before Shaloa got digits with our Swedish exchange student (Ok.. so he works at EA).

So we were vulnerable again

The lounge tables in Section Three are high and we were sitting on stools ourselves. After one guy stalked our table roughly 10x. I'm not kidding you, he kept lapping our table. He finally stopped to say hello. Before you knew it, there was a friend at his side & before you registered the friend was standing there, a third trollish looking friend also appeared.

They were the night at the Roxybury. A makeshift group of friends out to try & pick up girls & using any feeble attempt of pick up lines to do so. If they came equipped with a laugh track, it may have explained thier lines but unfortunately it was real.

The first friend was the only one of the three dressed in a suit which in Yaletown is not that out of the ordinary but when you're the only one you look out of place, so we inquired to that. He explained he worked at Moore's, the suit people but his real passion was for Monopoly tournanments (sounds like a guy after Special K's heart) .... uh-huh.. yea, you're super funny.

Then there was friend number two, Tat. We were asked us what was he looking for? (answer at the bottom) Apparently I'm the smart one even though I'm blonde..... Wow.. thanks for pointing that out you're really starting to owe us points instead of win them.

And seeing as we had the stools, the boys had to stand with us at our table. Troll only made it up to about Roomate's boobs himself and did nothing but stand next to her with a big stupid grin on his face complete with braces. You knew looking at him, he hadn't made it out since the 80's and for some reason idolized these two guys.

If I haven't been able to sum up the three stooges enough for you ... put it this way. These boys probably work together or are part of some club somehow together... Moore's & Tat talk about how they meet girls all the time & Troll wanted a part of that. So you know they said "hey, come out with us friday & we'll show you how it's done!" Except they have no game. Yes you are talking to girls but you kinda need them to answer back in order for it count.

Anyways, before Moore's could finish his offensive women joke, Stine & Firemarshall walked in giving me the excuse to shout out "Sorry We Kept you waiting! We'll leave RIGHT AWAY!!!!!"


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"TIT" for TAT