Why won't you make a good Ninja?

So on a whim, I jumped onto a bus & headed up to the Loops to see Furniture Man. While sitting in the hot tub (one of the many things promised to me if I arrived), his friend divulges that because her ankles crack, she wouldn't make a good ninja.

Granted, yes, her numchuck skills are divine but it's that inability to sneak up onto your prey that REALLY holds her back... I too think I would have made a good ninja. So today, while working at home, I got the great idea to see how high I could kick (ok, so I was just dancing around my apartment) but I misjudged the distance between me & the blinds & well, ya. They're now a pathetic heap on the floor.

Ninja's apparently also have depth perception.