I can't believe it's not butter

That title really has nothing to do with this entry as I was going to say I can't believe I forgot... but I'm so influenced by TV and all of it's jaunty commercials that I had to spit that out as though I was being mastered by Pavlov himself.... phewf.. that was a long sentence!!!

NO! I'm disturbed.. I'm upset! Neigh, I'm beside myself.... I completely missed "It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day". You know... the day that that world waves their sword in the air & yells "yarrrrr" in unison.... Ya, ok WHAT?

Apparently, on September 19, it is International Talk Like A Pirate Day........ there are so many things wrong with this (although right too) that I don't know where to start but let's try these...

A: Why is this International? why and how are people throughout the world aware of this speech impediment. (my pirates somehow always sounding french)

B: How does something like this get recognition? where does this start? who is this mastermind.. these are things I need to get to the bottom of.

C: Is Disney behind this debacle in attempts to boost sales of Pirates 2 DVD's?

D: WHY pirates? Why do we as a world WANT to talk like pirates? again.. HOW?? how? does this come about?

F: I think Capt'n Morgan should jump on this band wagon.... really in fact any rum drink should as I assume Pirates would also be "rum" runners... haha.. i love a good pun. I figure this is good as this time of year is Oktoberfest & beer is getting so much recognition.. Although rum really does have the Christmas season under it's belt with all it's egg nog running around.... (k, now i"m rambling & really isnt' that the point of a blog anyways? I want to waste time... you want to waste time.. SHAME ON YOU.. GET BACK TO WORK!.. WAIT... just finish this entry first. I'm starved for attention.)

Can October 19 be International Talk like Frankenstein Day? You know in lieu of the encrouching Halloween? We could all stumble around & just say.. uuuuhhh. Yes, it would be awesome... I will bet you any amount (insert loophole) that I will walk around on October 19 talking like Frankenstein.....