Busy Doing Nuthin': Head or Ass???

I love my ultimate team. This is the second year I captained but my first for FFU. (Full Frontal Unity.... ) In case you don't know, Ultimate is a game that is played with a frisbee.. and yes it is a sport!!!! I wanna see you all run around as much as I did last night. (my check had wheels)

But my team is full of fun loveable people that unfortunately are very misguided... Well, unfortunate for them. Awesome for me.

Let me take you back to 2 weeks ago... shall I? Yes, we had just finished playing our second game when we got onto the topic of wasps... why? I don't know but what I do know is that Billy Bob & Pilly Boy get their Biology information from the cartoon network. You see they so strongly believed that Wasps had their stingers on their heads that they agreed to these audacious bets.

Billy Bob said if he was wrong he'd play the following week in a Chip'n'Dale outfit while Pilly Boy would do a table top dance.... needless to say, they lost.

I want to take a moment right here to point out that Pilly Boy is a PhD candidate in GeoPhysics...K, the boy has a brain.. Why you thought the stinger was on the head, I have yet to figure out.

Anyways, So last week, Billy Bob did show up to the game in his outfit and played our final season game black shorts, bow tie & cuffs.... very lovely.

Pilly Boy was a little harder to wrangle down. Even though he still believed the jury was out on our findings siting that because male wasps do not have stingers he didn't have to live up to his bet... we dragged him out to the Kingshead Pub in Kits. Yes, we needed a location that wouldn't look down on our behaviour. So after a couple of pints I get the brilliant idea that he could do his dance to "You Can Leave Your Hat On" as he is never a moment without his Pilsner Hat and is an unofficial rep for the company.

So after convincing the live guitar player to play that little ditty on the contingency that Pilly Boy hops up to the main floor...AND OH DID HE...

Yes, he stepped up..... Started to do the dance & whipped off his shirt & looked around.... Anyone want to donate some beer? anyone.. after a couple of people pour in his glass, he started doing a tour of the bar.. hey! why not.. may as well, make friends with the people you're about to horrify. When he came back to the middle & was basically standing there chatting.

So I say: Hey Pilly Boy... less talking & more dancing!

Famous last words.

I couldn't see as he had his back to me but Pete informed that you could see on the look on his face that he was thinking about it.

Should I?
Should I?
hmmmm .... Should I?

AND THEN all of the sudden just whips down his pants & bolts out of the bar..................

Although he did leave his hat on.

It was a good 5 minutes of him standing on the side of the patio waiting for his clothes as we were killing ourselves laughing. So when we came outside, we see him standing off to the side on Yew street holding his hat over his boys chatting with some ladies on the patio...

Yes, I believe he was making a bet about whether male bees have stingers on their ass...........