That can't be good for the sheets....

So I think if I ever need a ride, I'm just going to hang out on the corner of Broadway & Vine as Saturday night I was starting to walk to Stine's place when 3 guys asked me if I needed a ride downtown (they apparently were aware of my getting in strange guys cars program). Stine was deadfast against me getting in until one of the fellows pointed out that he knew her.

As the group of us were walking down the street, we passed by their place & they invited us in for a drink... never saying no to a free drink, Stine & I stop for a while and got to know a little more about our new friends.

Turns out Trapper Dan & the Sunshine Boy were business partners and SB had an old friend come in from Gibsons for the weekend. So they spent the afternoon on the patio at Malone's when low and behold a girl that Trapper Dan once bedded walked in. He was killing himself laughing when she entered.

You see, it started out as a pretty standard story. He used to be a bartender at a downtown bar, sees cute girl & takes her home. He awoke in the night probably to go to the bathroom (insert foreshadowing) and notices he's wearing his jeans. Why he put them on he doesn't know but he does know is that his leg was soaking wet. He pulls back his new $600 sheets (who's high maitenance here) and notice the bed is soaking wet... YUP! you got it! Cute girl is a bed wetter.

He confronts her about it and she says "Big Deal. It's just alcohol pee."

Uh-huh. Right.

Along with his newly acquired sheets goes his futon (why you'd spend that much on sheets for a futon is beyond me. But obviously his judgement is the best as he has sex with bed wetters).

So when Cute Girl walked into the Malone's Patio she stops to say hi not to Trapper Dan but to the Sunshine Boy & his guest. You see, bed wetter went to highschool with the boys. Sunshine Boy is reeling from all of this information thinking OMG I am knowing waaaaay too much about this old friend when Guest pipes in.

"Oh, I know all about that. She did it to me too!"

Awesome. It's her thing.

Boys, I wish I knew more about her and I could you warn you off her but unfortunately, this story just proves A: Never bring her to your place and B: Don't stick around afterwards. The morning sex just isn't worth the trouble of being peed on.