M*#%&@&*&#^%R!

Believe it or not, I do sit still sometimes and last night was a case in point. After going for a walk with Briana, I came home to indulge in a favourite tv show, "Rockstar Supernova" . I don't normally watch these shows as things like American Idol drive me up the wall but I'm a sucker for this show. Not to mention that I met one of the contestants (Lukas from Toronto) right after he just finished auditioning for the show. I told him if he made it, I'd vote for him. So true to my word, I log on & cast my vote each week. It does help that he is actually quite talented and in my opinion a strong contender.

Anyways, while on commercial break, I start flipping around (I may be sitting still but I still lack an attention span) and see that "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back" is on City TV. I love Kevin Smith movies (Dogma, Clerks, Chasing Amy....) so I tune in.

If you know anything about these characters and movies, you'll know that these 2 have appeared in every KS movie. Jay is the yappy one while Silent Bob is what he is... silent. Needless to say the movie is a long continuous rant made by Jay and is peppered throughout with not just swear words but heartfelt cussing. I'm not saying that I'm offended. I'm saying that may be it isn't tv friendly. But God Bless City TV.

They apparently fired their censor and decided to show the movie in it's entirity, swear words and all... Nothing was going too far. That is nothing except motherf#*cker. That's crossing the line.

For example Jay says: Oh, all right. Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out.

But bleep out Motherf#*ker because that's going too far.