These are a few of my Favourite Things...

Yesterday spawned some other thoughts on me... I mentioned "The Hamster Song". Although there are a plethora of annoying songs, that probably tops my list.

Here is a Top Ten List of the Most Annoying Songs Recorded (I'll admit I started to run out but some I just really don't like)

1: The Lady in Red - once heard, will stay in my head for 3 days... his painful little wispy voice drives me up the wall
2: Seasons in the Sun - AGAIN.. 3 days grace. It's already in my head.
3: Cotton Eyed Joe - stupid song they play at hockey games & then those little hands come out on the big screen & clap along. Although, NO ONE claps like that... you don't clap from the base of your wrists.. it's impossible. No.. your hands come apart & then together... Every hockey game I feel the need to point that out to everyone around me & they generally agree. Although it may be to shut me up.
4: Macarena - Any line dancing song .. BAD
5: Sister Christian - Do these lyrics even make sense???

Sister Christian
Oh the time has come
And you know
That you're the only one to say
O.K.
Where you going
What you looking for
You know those boys
Don't want to play no more
With you
It's true

You're motoring
What's your price for flight
In finding mister right
You'll be alright tonight.....


6: Michael Bolton - Any song. He sounds like he's constipated while singing & when he had that long stringy hair he scared me a little
7: Rock-a-Bye- That falsetto voice he tweaks with "Everything's Gonna be alright...." and then rocks out "Rock-a-Bye" WTF dude...your song could have been good.... no... no wait. It can't be with your spoken word "It's kinda like Nashville... with a Tan" and then he chuckles. NOT COOL.
8: Hamster Song - get some freakin' words
9: Everybody Hurts - I hate this video, everyone gets out of their cars & walks down the highway.... ya, REM you're so deep... Michael Stipe, grow some hair, you look like a cancer patient
10: You Sang to Me - Although a favourite for Arlana, it is on my hit list. I am NOT a fan of Marc Anthony and his sinewy little body... I think he was a nerd that couldn't get women so then he made up sappy songs & they started to swoon.... except.. THEY SUCK. There is also: "I need to know"... what do you need to know? How many times do you say it anyways?

Here is a List of Embaressing Songs that I'll admit that I do like to indulge myself by listening to... some more then others but I'm tired.

1: All out of Love - Air Supply.... can't do wrong... 2 men singing love songs to eachother??
2: I Had the Time of My Life - What can I say... in grade 7 it was the greatest movie of all time.
3: Hungry Eyes - track #4... same movie
4: Footloose - I dare you to not dance
5: I'll Be There For You - Bon Jovi.. I really can't explain it.
6: It's All Coming Back to Me Now - Celine Dion, I like the piano.... This still doesn't make me want to see her in Vegas.
7: Angel of the Morning - The BEST Karaoke song!
8: What does it take- Favourite song in Grade 5. It's by Honeymoon Suite... I think I like the names of these bands from the 80's better then the songs themselves. It also reminds of me of Expo.. this one time on the monorail they were announcing upcoming concerts & they announced Honeymoon Suite & I remember the kid across from me wearing parachute pants & a hat (a kind of kagnol hat but not that as it's 1986) and he seemed excited but that's not why I like the song I thought he was a loser.
9: Power of Love - Even though Huey is a washed up middle aged creepy guy that looks like he'd fly to Indonesia for good luvin', I had this song on repeat on my 27th birthday... No idea why but Dave, the DD, complied & drove Kira & I all over Vancouver w/this song on repeat while we got money & looked for strippers (naturally)
10: We Belong - Sing it to me Pat! It's so triumphant

Do not... I repeat... do not come up to me & start singing theses songs to my face when I see you.