It's all coming back to me....Part I

I have what's known as a hearty laugh. When I find something truly funny, I throw my head back, look up towards the ceiling & unabashedly chortle from my gut that not only reverberates off the ceiling rafters but can shake the inner core of your being.

So picture it. I'm standing in line at the checkout counter at Safeway anxiously waiting to get my hands on Stine's blender as another Friday of debaucherous activity awaits us when I get a phone call from the house.... it's Claire... "Ya, can you get me a sandwich?" (no, that's not the funny part) but then she follows up by telling me that my Tourettes Date made her laugh to the point of tears...... awesome. Yes, I have learned this weekend that I've acquired a few new readers to this site: Claire, Chloe, Kim, Darren & Scrappy.... My question to you all now: Does this mean I have to edit? Or is it game on? Cuz you're about to learn waaaaaaaaaay too much....

So after causing a couple of heart attacks with in safeway (I seriously caused the startled shake that you would get if someone snuck up behind you & tickled you) I headed for the party.

I'm afraid to report that my logic has failed me ONCE AGAIN... As I sat at my window Friday afternoon munching on strawberries, I thought it would be best to sip on some blender drinks for a couple of reasons. One being that it was now officially summer and what a better way to kick off the season and two, because if I'm drinking blender drinks, I will drink slower due to the amount of ice & will not be as hammered............................... Right.

Remember the 2 drink rule? Everything is becomes a great idea? Yup... So you can imagine the genius in me after finishing off the bottle of vodka. (oh! and Andy, I thought I was terribly funny)

Some more of my clear headed thoughts included:

1: Giving out my number to a tall Greek Guy named George who's cousin owns a restaurant down the block (If stereotypes exist: he's a walking hyperbole)
2: Sticking my tongue in a guy's ear because I've decided this is a new tradition to do EVERY time I see him... (p.s. I may not be down at Yaggers for a while)
3: Telling a cricket player that sorry, I can't talk to you as I can't take you seriously (Actually no, I didn't say that. I told him that he shouldn't talk to me cuz there was no way he'd be getting in my pants so don't waste your time.... I like the part where I asked why he was mad at me... Did you know that Canada has a nat'l cricket team and that ppl come from all over to play on it??????)
4: Doing a pool tableside lap/stripper dance that resulted in getting free drinks... (I think I don't need more hence the dance show... It seriously competed w/ the gypsy at the beer garden... But alas no scarf)
5: Getting into a stranger's jeep for a ride down the street which was just topped off by getting into a cab w/ 3 strange guys (Come on! They do have the best candy)

I just want to know: Who let me out?