Everyone is sooooo Freaking Happy...

Everyone is so happy these days and well.. I'm not.

Nope.. I'm not... and as time is marching on, I'm becoming more & more bitter. I know theoretically that I have no qualms.. life's ok. I live Downtown Vancouver, I have fabulous hair. I have a very understanding/flexible job but there is underlying current of anger... mostly it's my disdain for dating as I'm convinced that there are no eligible guys in Vancouver and by eligible I mean non-ugly, non-weird, employed, tall men that have outside interests besides smoking weed that are under the age of 40.

However many things irritate me as I'm a virgo & believe that people should always strive to be perfect with the first work in progress being myself.

Some of the more re-curring things that irritate me:

1: People that get to the top of the escalator & then stand there.
2: People that can't make decisions
3: People that walk through a doorway & stand there (seriously.. this & #1 do you not realize that there are people behind you?)
4: Couples or Groups of people that walk towards your single being on a sidewalk & do not make room for you to pass. (is it a group mentality thing? you're in a group, therefore I should submit to you?)
5: The sound of people eating bananas (gross & annoying)
6: The sound of gum snapping. (you sound like trailor trash)
7: Paris Hilton (she is trailor trash)
8: The NDP & it's supporters (do I really need to explain?)
9: The photographer that sits nexts to me & constantly clicks his pen (i hate him for all sorts of reasons.. another is him playing "you're beautiful" by James blunt at top volume over & over again)
10: The amount that Nick talks about himself (marathon talker, you'd think he knew no one else)
11: The Hamster Song (sorry, it isn't cute)
12: Ugg Boots... (It's summer people!)
13: People that insist on talking to you in the elevator (I don't know you... why must we insist on chatting about nothing??)