You're about to Learn TOO MUCH!!

The following entry may teach you a little about myself. So in other words... guys BEWARE. They do hold some of my most embaressing moments but are trés funny so I feel I can share them. It is a bit more on the feminine side so again, guys you maaaay want to skip this one (ie. sticky, andy..)

What do you keep in your purse? Ever stow away a private item that thinking.. who's going to see this. Well, have you ever put it there and then spilled your contents a cute guy's shoes displaying all of your feminine products? or perhaps your birth control popped out.... WHAT ABOUT LUBE?

Now some of you may not carry such an item in your purse but I'm not most people. Now I'm not talking I'm carrying around a giant tube of lube waiting to be greased up. BUT I was given these little to-go samples where you can twist off the top & it's good for one use... I thought "super" and put them into the side pocket of my purse.

So this past Saturday, I head out to the Cloverdale Rodeo to get my HO-down and have to stand in a very scruitinzing security check. Each woman is patted down & her purse is searched. I've been in bar security before & they kinda just moved stuff around ... Nope not in the Burbs.. They pull out your Tylenol bottles & check through those contents. (What is the Bridge & Tunnel traffic doing anyways??)

So when we get to me, I have completely forgotten about the contents of my purse when the lady pulls out my little lube & is holding it in her hand for the world to see. YUP... great.

Quickly putting it back in my purse while I burst out laughing all she says was "We're both mature women... these are great!" Needless to say she finished looking through my stuff.

Awesome... what a way to bond with the security lady.