The best Pick-up line EVER!!!!

I've posted the pick-up lines before but Friday night I was out at our Charity Bachelor/ette Auction where I went for a whopping $250 Thank-you.

Anyways, after the auction some guy is talking to me and tells me that:

"You're the kind of girl I would go for. You look like you could really take a good banging."

OK... WHAT!!??? Who says that???

But as per usual a comment like that doesn't really phaze me and I only kind of look at him questionably. (I'm starting to think there is a definate correlation between my lack of shock & the amount of Jager I've consumed.

He answers: "Oh, whatever princess". and the guy sitting next to me comments that I liked what I heard.

Seriously.. what am I putting out there?... Oh yes, I know. During the auction I stand on stage, turn around & smack my own ass. I bet the guys in the audience that I had dated were really missing me then.