When in Rome.....

pull out your penis....
WHAT???

yes, you read it here first.... Actually this blog is dedicated to Andy Yu who has been there through all of my innocently sick thoughts...

I am walking home this evening with sam after filling our minds with Roman culture and beer (the latter makes the former very classy especially if you are in the spanish steps).... ANYWAYS Sam and I are nearing our Hostel when a young homeless gentlemen asks Sam:
You like me? Yes, Very Big?...

We look and well.. IT was OUT... yes.. It... OUT

so I put the map up to shield my eyes when he decides he did not like me ignoring him and slapped my leg with his right hand.. when we all know that is the jerk off hand... ANDY! I have spooje on my leg... Now I may have had spooje in many places but it's never been on the back of my calf from a stranger (Hey Sticky.. are you glad you logged in today??)

Yesterday we partook in a bike tour of Tuscany which I have to say saved Florence for me... Aside from all of the free shooters I recieved the first night and meeting some of the best people i had ever... I found Florence to be a bit of an Italian Tourist Trap. But the 21km ride through the hillside with a wine tour and lunch was so muc fun and a good break we needed from walking and looking at things... I haven't been able to straddle anything since so it is hindering my Rome experience somewhat but after being marked by the guy in the street I don't think I have to worry about it.

After hitting an all time Ultra Bitch High today... (I honestly don't know how Sam puts up with me... she REALLY does love me) I finally melted and embraced Rome... LOVE IT ... LOVE IT.... LOVE IT... Oh my God.

Today alone saw:
Republica - traffic circle from hell that has no traffic lights and you play a real life game of frogger but losing isn't an option
Spanish steps - Third time is a charm and managed to trip up them landing square on my elbow.
Trevi Fountain - absolutely breathtaking and there are 3 cdn coins (nickels) in there now.
FIRST COIN: your wish SECOND COIN: Luck THIRD COIN: return to Rome
Pantheon - awe inspiring.. I wrote my paper on this in art school and actually retained some of the information!
Piazza Navona - fountains and restaurants where the used car salesmen of waitering work... they stand outside and beckon you to enter then treat you like crap once you submit.
Campo di Fiori - piazza where sam found her bar SLOPPY SAMS.. and we also saw mrs robinson... we got pics... We believe dude was put up to the challenge.... wowsa
And one more that I can not remember the name of for the life of me. It has a tomb of a unmarked soldier.

Ciao for Now.