Sometimes Pain IS fun

Let me explain my friend Andy to you all. I met him through my ex as Andy was his roomate for a couple of years. After J & I broke up, Andy and I became friends and I liken us to a kind of brother-sister bond as he likes the beat the crap out of me.

Unfortunately I egg him on. Since I started taking kickboxing, I think I'm tough. Actually, I always thought I was tough becuase I survived my older brother but now I think I'm a tough chick that knows how to throw a wicked punch.

But when he has me face down on the cement asking me "Who's tough now?" that I realize Ok Leanne, you do have limitations... I will, of course, never admit to this as I'm told I'm more stubborn then am loud.

It's true. I don't believe I'm stubborn and realize how ironic it sounds when I say that to the day I die I will not admit that I'm stubborn.

Anyways, I wanted to fill you in on this background so as this next part doesn't sound weird. So here we are in the cab friday night heading back from Blue's Comedy Show to Yaggers. Missed Yaggers and hadn't been there in over a month. So Andy & I are in our usual ass-clown mode of trash talking & fighting in the cab when he pulled some sort of move on me & pinned me against the front seat of the cab.

I plead with the cab driver for help as it actually hurt. The only response I got from the cab driver was "Sometimes pain IS fun".

UH-huh.. right. Thanks for that little window into your freaky sex life. Please pull over and let me out as I no longer feel comfortable sitting in the back seat. I was worried he was next going to ask me to walk across his back in my stillettos. The last time I did that, I twisted my ankle so NEVER AGAIN!