everything hurts in large amts

Well, am happy to report that my ass has taken on colours that I never thought were conceivable... (cross between purple & green) don't worry there are photos..

Best questions of the day:

How does someone sneak into Canada so they can smuggle into the states??
yes, cuz i want the american dream & Canada doesn't check cargo so i can jump from the ship & swim ashore yes?
AND

where are you from? oh.. I can show you my laminated menu of many services that I offer as a gigolo....


and also to note.. the french smell.