Did I say bring on the Italian men?

Let me set this scenario up for you...

You are from the Dominican so you obviously want to go to Florence to open a Scottish bar that plays hip hop music right? At least the guy that is in love with me did that. I got warned about all of the attention that you could receive while you are in Italy and they were not kidding. I was out for all of 15 minutes before being asked out by a guy in a store. Then we went for a drink and the Dominican decides that I am quite lovely so Sam and I drink for free and 15 or more shooters later we somehow make it home BUT not before some car drives by me AND SPANKS ME ON THE ASS!!!!!!!!!

I thought I would quickly duck into this cafe after having waited 3 hours in line to get into the Uffizi Gallery however I was able to see the works of Botticelli, Leonardo, Michaelangelo etc..... up close so I suppose it was worth it??


Ciao for Now.