Why are you trying to hurt Baby Jesus!!!

K.. I mentioned I would update you on some of my dating excursions...
Here is a brief example of why I haven't met that special someone.

I met this guy online who happens to live on the island. Well, I am not really that interested in meeting someone who doesn't live w/ in a 20 minute driving distance. What is the point? But this guy wouldn't ever really leave me alone.. here are some of the emails that were exchanged back & forth

HIM:

hi there. sorry i dont live closer to you. There is much confusion today in understanding the meaning of love. Love and lust have been greatly misunderstood. Lust has been largely substituted for love, especially in relationships between the sexes. Any dictionary would define lust as "an intense longing, desire, or need," "a personal inclination." While this definition is true, it is not by any means complete. The fact is: Lust is predicated on a selfish desire to have and, with regard to the sexes, exhibits an intense physical desire. Lust is an integral part of human nature. "This I say then, Walk in the Spirit, and ye shall not fulfil the lust of the flesh" (Gal. 5:16).

ME:

k.. you freak me out.


HIM:
hey. well anyways. howdo i freak you out. ? your making tihngs un anapproachable by saying that you wouldnt wantto be friends. is that a problem? here i am trying to help you out amd your saying that im freaking you out? mmm . well you cant say then it has to do with geographics if i already travel to van anyways to vcisit family once a week. so that leads me to believe that its iethert you dont find me attractive or your looking to jump into somthing.right away. friends first my dear. i mean dont you find messenger and stuff to be just a little impersonal? anyways. tty

ME:

CUZ I've told you time & time again I'm not interested it all .. I was trying to be polite at first & then have had to block you from both MSN & POF & then you send me your insights on love & lust..
Where do you get off? I've blatently asked you to leave me alone & yet I keep getting emails..
You come off as desperate, lonely & weird.. that's why you freak me out.

HIM:

ok fine ill leave you alone then . i just have to laugh because if your not actually a christian then you should of said non religious on your profile. but if im wrong dont be a christian when its convienient for you do be one. im sure that jesus doesnt want iether of us putting pof ahead of reading his word. now shall have no other gods before me. pof would be classified as a god to me. who do you have your eyes on anyways? just remember
Jesus loves you unconditionally. unlike the majority of the guys on pof who dont give a crap about you. i happen to come across as someone who cares and you give me the cold shoulder. anyways good luck on your fishing adventures. i wont erase you from messenger quite yet but i will leave you alone if thats what you wish for. have a nice evening


ME:

Y-O-U-'- R-E is You Are. YOUR is YOUR.