Who Likes Mondays?

Wow... I believe I'm entering a whole new level of crabbiness that not even I could imagine I'd enter. I would love to say that I don't know what it is, that it's Mondays or that I have PMS. But I ain't gonna lie... it's boys.

SIDE BAR: I remember when I used to say the word ain't when I was 7 and my mother would always try & correct me by saying "ain't" isn't a word. You know what? YA it is! I've said it, you've said it... Hicks in trailer parks all over the world say it. Ain't IS A WORD. It's just not an accepted word. I just find that peculiar about the English language. Bootylicious is in the Oxford dictionary but I'm not allowed to utter the word ain't as it implies that I am uneducated...


BACK TO ANGRY: Anyways... Boys are dumb. I say this with about 3 grains of salt because before I go on and rant about the opposite sex I would like to lay out some definitions.

A Man, in this case, is a male that is mature, can treat a female like a lady, can commit, does not lie, does not feed you lines & lines of BS just to get whatever they selfishly want. Essentially a man in this scenario is someone who thinks of not just themselves.


Therefore for arguments sake, a boy is a loser. A boy is a selfish, lying, pain in the ass, I'm going to give you the run around, I can't make a decision, I need to hang onto "the boys" as long as possible, fuck responsibility, I'm gonna get drunk & spend all my money on crap, oh a chick w/ tits walked by may be I should stare & make stupid comments, I don't feel like picking up the phone to return calls, I'm with you til something better comes along kind of guy.

Do we know anyone like this? ... SURE WE DO! So you males can fall into one of two categories... AND just cuz I have an ounce of understanding, I will say that the 2 categories can overlap somewhat BUT I'm in a no bullshit kinda mood so today, so you're either in 1 of 2 categories... you decide.

If you want to go out with me & we pick a day... stick to it... Do you want to see me or don't you? Are you into me or aren't you? You know what? It really is that simple. Don't leave it hanging and then without warning say: Hey! I'm nearby...

Oh! I'm sorry, did you snap your fingers & I have to come running? Bah. Don't beg to see me & then once we set a day, you become wishy washy... "What? Are you waiting to see if something better comes along?" Crap I tell you.

I also love this one. This has happened to my friends lately... The guy disappears for months & pops up one day to say that he loves her & she means the world to him & then falls off the face of the earth again... WTF is that? I'm gonna put it in the Bullshit category What are we to take from that? You show up out of nowhere & tell us you love us & then have no follow through? You know what we need... A MAN. Not a boy. A boy does that... runs up to the girl he likes, punches her & runs away. That's essentially what you're doing... AND WE'RE TIRED OF IT! I challenge you to be a man.
Get some balls & call us back then we'll talk. I also love that you get upset when we move on. You know what boys, you need to do nice things for us more often then once a year... Yes, it's actually true. You gotta bring something to the table. My favourite is when you keep bringing it up... "Remember, I took you out to dinner in May??" HEY BUDDY.. remember when I do everything EVERY DAY!!!!

Saturday night, a guy I have no idea who gave Andy, a friend of mine, his card to pass to me. Lame. If you don't have enough courage to talk to me in the first place, what makes you think we'll hook up?


WHATEVER...