This floored me....

I just had an MSN conversation with my friend (the names have been changed to protect the perverted) but it involves one un-witting woman & several players of an NHL team that we'll just say is "on-fire".

Jammer says:
Funniest story ever. I just went for lunch with karen and she was telling me
about her cousins story. Her cousin Cheryl (39, seperated, 2 kids, but
apparently quite hot) was at the new Metropolitan last week.

These 3 guys call her over and she talks to them for a bit and goes back to her friends. Her friends were like those were "NHL team" players you were talking to (she had no idea).

She went back to talk to them and asked them and they said no, we don't
play any winter sports (that's funny in itself). Anyways she was with Rockstar, Perv (our new back-up goalie), and another player. Her and Rockstar hit it off so they all go back to his place.

They drop off one of the guys on the 2nd floor and her and Rockstar and Perv go up to their apartment they share. Perv says good night and her and Rockstar go to his room and start having the sex. Half way through he flips her over on her back and she's like what the f&ck?

Perv is standing in the room watching them and she turns her head
and there is another guy (a different one) in the room sitting in a chair
watching them. The door was closed when they started but they must have snuck
in afterwards. She freaks out and Rockstar's like "oh come on guys."

He asks her if it was good for her and she says no I didn't orgasm. She walks out of the living room calls them all a bunch of freaks and walks out. How funny is that!

Oh and then he asked for her phone number and she just told him no

Leanne-Working Hard? or hardly working? says:
I wonder if the other guys thought they'd get in on it.

Jammer says:
I know that's why. I'm sure it's happened before where the chick was like join us or probably did them later. I'm sure it wasn't the first time

Leanne-Working Hard? or hardly working? says:
ewwwwwwwwww.... note to self: no NHL players

Jammer says: 
no kidding. I looked him up and Perv is married with two kids. We need to stay away from all of them.

Leanne-Working Hard? or hardly working? says:
no shit.... pretty much stay away from any pro sports guy.

Jammer says: 
yupper. K starting now!


That my friends, would make me blink....