It's Me, Isn't it?

This is me






I'm happy. I'm fun. I don't hurt small animals. So you tell me. I'm putting this question out there to the masses (ok, so it's just Kristin & Elaine but none the less) Do I have a sign on me somewhere that says "Say whatever the Fuck Comes to Your Mind!"


May be I don't blink enough... When people say shocking things the listener is taken aback & blinks rapidly. As I'm typing this my eyes are working at a furious rate. So much so that I'm worried that I'm making typos.

Or is it the fact that I don't get offended easily. Pure & simple. I also make the mistake of informing people of this and they feel the need to take that on as a chalenge. However the things that have been said to me do not come from fellows that know this tidbit. nooooooo this is a whole new breed of weirdos.

Case in point. Last night I see someone I will call Kyle sign onto MSN.

Let me give you some background on him. I met him online (there is a running theme here) But I hadn't been onto Lava in quite sometime & thought I would just check it out. This guy starts talking to me without a picture & I thought ok buddy.. you say you're hot.. You ALL say you're hot. Turns out, Yes.... hot! So much so that I wanted to go over to his house & nibble on his toight toushie.

So we've chatted on & off for a bit. He travels a lot for work & he said that when he comes back into town we should hook up for a movie & a drink. We agreed on a day & it happened to be Valentine's Day. I didn't plan it to be that night because of valentine's day but Tuesday is a free night for me. I find out he has hockey that night & he was supposed to call me afterwards which he never did.... I GOT STOOD UP. It was weird because I kept saying "let's do this another night" so I wasn't to sure if the boy was going to listen to me.

Still not happy regardless. A couple of weeks later I see him online & we chat again. His excuse was that he put the wrong phone number into his phone & couldn't reach me. Ya, you've felt so bad about everything that you've really tried to get hold of me since then eh? Anyways, I brushed it off as water under the bridge & we've chatted a couple of time since then again.

So last night, I see him online and I opened with:

"So how's the island?" ... You know breezy, casual, whatever
He responds with:

"Hey Leanne, (I really hate that I can't remember his name).. to be honest, I'm pretty tired so I'm just going to surf for some porn, jerk off and go to bed."

Me: At least you're honest.

WHAT is that! help me out here people. Who says things to someone they don't know. Obviously he doesn't feel the need to impress me any longer. Now I know that guys masturbate & they do love their porn. But you know it's something I never want to know WHEN it happens. It's just out there as part of an understanding between the sexes. I'm not being a prude here. I'm just saying that MAY BE it shouldn't just pop up in casual conversation.

"How was your day?"
"Oh, I'm pretty tired. I was jerking off all afternoon & I think I hurt my wrist"

You know? it just doesn't sound hot.

So I'm split.. he either wants to repel me w/ a statement like that or he was hoping I'd say "Oh, I can help you with that" Either way, I will never touch his keyboard.

Another thing that concerns me. Is this what is edited? Is this what they think is appropriate to say to me & they didn't want to say what they were ACTUALLY thinking?

Have I told you about my favourite cop? Ya, this one is special. I believe he works with kids.

So the night I met my dutch boyfriend at Crush. I had actually been running away from this guy who propositioned me in the most interesting way.

He knew my friend Vanessa which is how I met him. I never really talked to him all evening & then finally he asks me if he could buy me a drink..... SURE.. I LOVE FREE BOOZE! So we go to the bar where he asks me: do you like casual sex? Ok so it's out there bla. I give some tribe about how I used to have a booty call & am .. where I'm cut off. "No, I mean do you like being bent over or thrown up against the wall?"

Did I mention I knew him for 5 minutes?

Ya, someone take down my sign I need a break.